Kushina Uzumaki (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostpepper) wrote2013-09-09 05:11 am
ghostpepper) wrote2013-09-09 05:11 am
3 Crushed Tomatoes | video/maybe action in Ecruteak
[Kushina's Togepi is the first thing in view until she absentmindedly pulls him closer.]
C'mere Ryuutarou, don't play with mommy's stuff. Minato, I need some money for clothes. I can't keep borrowing yours.
[His bag comes flying over, which she catches and sets in her lap with a grin. She proceeds to dig through it, withdrawing various articles of clothing, a towel, a breeder's guide, and... a book that makes her stop before adding it to the pile. She flips it open to somewhere in the middle and stares in horror and disgust for a second before slamming it shut again and brandishing it at Minato.]
You were hiding this from me?!
[He'd just been innocently minding his own business, checking his own 'gear after tossing his bag to his (beautiful, lovely, wonderful, amazing... did he mention beautiful) wife, innocently reading over the messages posted, innocently checking the weather- when her voice cut through his oblivious haze and made him jump, startled. Guiltily.]
What? I'm not-
[Hiding... anything.... There was a sound, an unholy and completely unmanly choked gurgle like sound from Minato as he looked up, realized what Kushina was waving his direction.
Uh oh.]
I-It's not what you think! I found it!
[Yeah. That was helpful.
Helpful in boosting his wife's temper.]
Not what I think?! It looks like a porn novel to me!
[Aaaaaaaand she's on her feet as her hair rises with her temper. Ryuutarou trots closer to her 'gear until he's out of sight. But the camera mysteriously tilts to get a better view of the scene.]
Well it's-
[It is a porn novel. He stood up too, 'gear forgotten as he raised his hands in protest, taking careful steps away from his angry wife. Aha.. haha... ha...]
One of Sensei's books! Things from home showed up here and...
[And he had found it. And kept it. Because while yes, porn, it was still... sentimental. Sort of.
If he'd wanted to hide it from her he would have found a better place than the bag he always let her pick through okay.]
Kushina, please just-
[Whatever his plea was going to be, however, gets cut off when Ryuutarou comes back into view and mashes the off button.]
((Red is Kushina, blue is Minato. Answers will ICly come about... four to five hours later? Something like that. Anyone in Ecruteak around the inn can probably hear the yelling around the late afternoon...))
C'mere Ryuutarou, don't play with mommy's stuff. Minato, I need some money for clothes. I can't keep borrowing yours.
[His bag comes flying over, which she catches and sets in her lap with a grin. She proceeds to dig through it, withdrawing various articles of clothing, a towel, a breeder's guide, and... a book that makes her stop before adding it to the pile. She flips it open to somewhere in the middle and stares in horror and disgust for a second before slamming it shut again and brandishing it at Minato.]
You were hiding this from me?!
[He'd just been innocently minding his own business, checking his own 'gear after tossing his bag to his (beautiful, lovely, wonderful, amazing... did he mention beautiful) wife, innocently reading over the messages posted, innocently checking the weather- when her voice cut through his oblivious haze and made him jump, startled. Guiltily.]
What? I'm not-
[Hiding... anything.... There was a sound, an unholy and completely unmanly choked gurgle like sound from Minato as he looked up, realized what Kushina was waving his direction.
Uh oh.]
I-It's not what you think! I found it!
[Yeah. That was helpful.
Helpful in boosting his wife's temper.]
Not what I think?! It looks like a porn novel to me!
[Aaaaaaaand she's on her feet as her hair rises with her temper. Ryuutarou trots closer to her 'gear until he's out of sight. But the camera mysteriously tilts to get a better view of the scene.]
Well it's-
[It is a porn novel. He stood up too, 'gear forgotten as he raised his hands in protest, taking careful steps away from his angry wife. Aha.. haha... ha...]
One of Sensei's books! Things from home showed up here and...
[And he had found it. And kept it. Because while yes, porn, it was still... sentimental. Sort of.
If he'd wanted to hide it from her he would have found a better place than the bag he always let her pick through okay.]
Kushina, please just-
[Whatever his plea was going to be, however, gets cut off when Ryuutarou comes back into view and mashes the off button.]
((Red is Kushina, blue is Minato. Answers will ICly come about... four to five hours later? Something like that. Anyone in Ecruteak around the inn can probably hear the yelling around the late afternoon...))
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It can't be his. Porn magazines and videos are for men. Porn books are for ladies.
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And learning that Togepi had mooshed his fat little arms against Kushina's 'gear and posted her earlier confrontation.
For the love of]
There are some illustrations.
[Just. For the record.]
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[Blake crosses his arms. Beat that logic.]
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[It's not about the porn Blake! It's about the romance! The mystery! The intrigue!]
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[That sounds like a whole lot of things that get in the way of the porn.]
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[One of the few things he's bad at!]
His first book was better I think- and, well, cleaner too. We even named our son after the main character from it.
I wasn't really... around, though, for this series.
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[His thick eyebrows make arches.] Damn, I hope it was cleaner. Compared to that, I guess the lady I know who was named after somebody in Dune got off easy.
Oh, yeah, you got my sympathy. You must've missed a lot.
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We're ninjas. That's what he instructed me in... not his writing.
[And then there was a pause, a little awkward as he considered how best to approach a subject he hadn't really meant to bring up in the first place. His death wasn't much of a secret, but it wasn't something that was talked about much, if at all.]
Anyway, ah, I guess missing out on things couldn't really helped considering I died before I ended up here. About seventeen years now... plenty of time for new books to be released.
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[He scowls. It had to be that.] Of course, more damn ninjas. Do you grow on trees or something? At least you look like you're old enough to smoke for a change. And what kind of ninja has a day job writing porn?
[Sounds like ninjaing doesn't pay so well, in that case.]
[Blake gives him a flat look.]
All right, I've heard a couple people here say they're dead, but that's pushing it. Guys dead for seventeen days aren't real held together. You don't look squishy or full of bugs to me.
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But Minato just shrugged before answering.]
Everyone has hobbies.
[And the flippancy was for the other comments as well. He was fully aware he shouldn't be alive, that while bringing the dead back was a thing that happened back home (and, apparently, was currently happening to him) it definitely wasn't like this.]
As far as being alive again... I'm afraid I don't have much explanation for it. This place seemed to have little regard to my status when it brought me here. I still have the scars and the memories of the moments before, else I'd assume I was taken from some time before my actual death.
[A pause, and then with a bit of amusement-]
My son is here too... he'll be seventeen next month. Do I look old enough to have a seventeen year old son?
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Yeah, you gotta relax from a hard day of killing people by writing porno.
You're standing there and talking, that's proof enough that you aren't dead for me. Show me the coroner's report and we'll talk.
[Blake waves his hand.] Come on. You're not that far from seventeen yourself. I bet you still get carded.
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The comment on being carded made him laugh though as he understood the reference (mostly)- even ninjas had age restrictions on drinking. And. Other various adult things.]
Closer to thirty than seventeen I'm afraid. Have you met Naruto yet? That's our son.
I've met a few others here that remember dying back home but are somehow alive again... [Mostly castmates tbh] but it doesn't seem to be very common. Any documentation of the fact would still be back home though, you know.
[If you really want him to lose his shirt to show off some gnarly scars from being impaled...]
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[Wouldn't want some kid unwinding by smoking a cigarette after murdering somebody. It would be bad for them.]
I've run into a lot of kids with weird names, but that one doesn't ring any bells.
Yeah, some kid told me he was dead. Wait, no, he said it turned out he was alive, but then he was ninja Hitler. He didn't look much like either one to me.
Breathing and having a pulse are plenty of proof.
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No, it's definitely his.
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You don't sound so mad about it now.
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[There... may or may not be a hint of a blush coloring her cheeks.]
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[Blake's brain catches up.]
[He holds up his hands.]
Never mind, I don't want to know.
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So... you know my husband? Sort of?
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Wait, he's your husband?
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And yeah, he is. [It would at least explain why he handed over his bag so readily and let her dig through it for money.]
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I didn't know ninjas could even get married.
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You never think of it as a real family-friendly profession. What do you do before he goes out to assassinate somebody, pack a lunch?
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[No details because no details on that kinda thing from Kishimoto. No time for weddings with a war on or something like that.]
Actually, when one of us is going on a mission, we'll make the other lunch. Sometimes we'll put something else in their bag too. A little note, a spare kunai, some other useful supply. Stuff like that.
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Isn't that nice. Wouldn't want to murder anybody without a good sandwich.
What the hell is a coon eye?
[She's either murdering raccoons or really bizarrely racist.]
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